Fresh Start
I hope everyone had a lovely winter break. I definitely did. I spent a lot of time at wineries and with old friends. Oh, and I went to New York, which was amazing. Got to buy an illegal purse, visited Times Square, the Empire State Building, and saw The Producers. Anyhow, these are my traditional New Years resolutions:
1. forget the Las Vegas Bowl
2. kiss an Asian male (my hook-up history lacks ethnic diversity).
3. make good use of my compressed air wine opener.
4. teach my family that CheezIt and pizza boxes are not appropriate gift wrapping.
5. stay single (unless something amazing happens).
6. purchase an artsy hat to wear to work at Anastasia's.
7. learn to write legibly.
8. expand my library of offensive jokes.
9. suck less at golf
10. refrain from teasing my youngest brother about his mullet.
11. have another three and a half month streak of not kissing any hetero males.
Quote:
"Is there a REI near New York?"
"Manhattan Beach?" -REI Santa Rosa employee
3 Comments:
#2: Asian MALE bc you've already kissed an Asian FEMALE, Natasha? ;D I love you! We have to have dinner again sometime. I'm down for Macaroni Grill if you are. Let's avoid the creey older guys if we can. :P
Being an engineer at UCLA, I'm sure you can fulfill objective #2 easily.
Interesting blogger though.
by the way, I think you're a Russian spy.
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