Check Please

Alright, so I recieved this email from my close friend, Katrina. It was excellent timing since I still have birthday memories fresh in my head. I can relate to most of the 'Clues a Woman Should Call it a Night'. The ones I could not relate to, I am replacing with experiences from recent weeks.
1. you have absolutely no idea where your purse/phone/ID/shirt is.
2. you suddenly have the desire to kick someone's ass, and believe you could do it.
3. The last time you looked in the mirror, you more resembled Nicole Richie than the hottie you were four hours ago.
4. you drop your 2am burrito on the floor, pick it up, and continue eating.
5. you start crying and telling everyone you see that you love them soooo much.
6. There is less than three hours before you need to leave for work.
7. you start finding other engineering majors attractive.
8. The urge to take off articles of clothing, and sing/dance on a table becomes overwhelming.
9. you yell at the bartender for giving you orange juice, because you no longer taste the tequila.
10. you think you are in bed, but it feels strangely like the bathroom floor.
11. you start conversations with "Dont take this the wrong way, but..."
12. you take your shoes off because you believe its their fault you are stumbling.
13. Your friend gets upset with you because you dont remember making out with her.
14. Other people in the room have never seen your version of the body shot.
15. you call your mother at 3am, while sitting on the toilet, and are suprised she was sleeping.
16. you somehow end up sucking whipped cream off the bartenders fingers.
17. you forget your house key and have to call your roomate at 630am.
18. when leaving a party, you fall and rip a hole in your nice wool pants, then decide you should catch last call at a local bar.
19. your roomate hides the tequila bottle from you.

Wow, after writing this, alcohol seems a little evil. Anyhow, I hope that I wont have too many things to add in the near future. Drink responsibly.